idontcareifitsreal:

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

this site is on drugs

(Source: officialswagmom)

sharonosbourne:

YOU’VE NEVER REALLY HATED YOURSELF UNTIL YOU’VE SAID “ur mom” TO SOMEONE WITH A DEAD MOTHER

kashief:

this would be me if my  school burned down 

superwholockgiraffe:

slapmytitties:

can i end my essay with “u feel me?”

Is this the same person who asked if they could start it with “listen you here, you little shit” because that would be a fantastic essay